Ha ha, very funny. I’m perfectly capable of caring for a pooch and a little girl on my own. In fact, it’s 9:40 p.m. right now, Skipper is asleep, and Taylor is sitting in my recliner watching Blue’s Clues. How much more of a good father can I be?
OK, so we had a late night out. Pie Day must go on, even if one of our ladies is out of town and the other had to drive back from Atlanta for it.
Taylor has made it perfectly clear: she loves Lauren and doesn’t like Kenny. Lauren got cuddle-in-the-lap time, and the goodbye “hug, kiss and a headbutt.” Lauren has arrived — just in time to move away. Kenny got the cold shoulder all night. Must have been all the french fry pictures last week.
And just to show me up, Lauren found a way to trump my Free Pie streak — she got the Free Dinner. That’s the last time I pass on the baked potato. The financial possibilities are just too great.