from Military May Soon Have “Star Trek” Force Shield to Protect Soldiers, Vehicles:
“The US military is experimenting with a defense system that is effective in neutralizing rocket-propelled grenades. … The first tests of the Trophy Active Protection System in the US were successfully completed last month.”
Would you really trust a military-designed defense shield with the acronym TAPS?
So, sitting around the office this afternoon, we quickly created some alternate names we think might be a little more descriptive:
Safe Handling Over Open Tiered Missle Entourage
Ballistic Open Off-Missile Shield
All Laser Integrated Vocal Engagement
Defensive Intelligently-Energized Safety Umbrella-Covered Killproof Event Ring
Looks like you left some out there …
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