Resisting temptation fail. Daughter: “Can we go out for dinner? Mommy takes me out when you’re not home and she doesn’t want to cook.”
Category: Twitter
Trying to fix server for months, nothing I tried helped. Ignore it to work on replacement machine; old server working fine. Ego boost!
Drivers to the left of me, drivers to the right, and here I am, stuck in the traffic with you.
Stephen Cochran: I don’t know you or your music, but driving your bus 20 mph under the speed limit in the left lane will not make me a fan.
Unlike IRL celebrities, I enjoy watching Twilebrities argue. (Twilebrities? Celebretwits? Cetwiterties? Poll!)